Pig and Chicken

I was having breakfast at the excellent Bette’s Oceanview Diner down on 4th St in Berkeley the other day and I felt like pancakes.

Waiter: “Our pancake special today is sour cream and banana, with two eggs and chicken, ham, bacon sausage.”
Me: “Sounds great, I’ll have that with eggs over easy and chicken sausage.”
Waiter: “No, I’m sorry, the sausage has chicken, ham, and bacon.”
Me: <blink…blink> “Ummm, OK!”

God bless America.